Father O'Neill is ready to hear your sins. If there is one thing Facebook is good for, it's providing an outlet for the world's narcissists to brag about their fantastic life, and to post their selfies. For them, the world revolves around only them, and they are always the first to "like" their posts, show us what they are having for lunch, and invite us to admire them greatly for being them.
Narcissistic people also like to collect Facebook friends , so if you see someone with 2, friends, then you know they are suffering from NPD Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Time to call in the specialists. We men have it tough, and after a hard day's work down at the docks, and drinking our salary away in the bars, we like to come home for dinner and a nap.
But we are set upon by the fearsome wives who tell us to take the trash out, walk the dog, repair the washing machine, nag, nag, blah, blah…. So you would think that being on Facebook is a safe haven for us poor downtrodden victimised men? Now our nagging spouses are continuing the running spiel on Facebook! I am thankful in that my parents would rather strip naked, and run down the street covered in grease, chased by a pack of starving dogs, before getting a Facebook account.
So I need not fear my mother one day popping up on the site shouting "coo-eee Marky-poos! Let's see what you've been getting up to behind Mommy's back! But I know some good friends, whose parents are totally relentless on Facebook. They "like" every post, as if they are saying "just letting you know I saw this — we'll chat later", and every single opinion and decision expressed by their offspring is met with "you're being immature", "you think this is funny?
And if another of your relatives is a Facebook friend, you can bet that Mommy and Daddy are getting full status update reports sent to them, faster than the speed of light. I am this type of Facebook user, and I can't help myself.
I keep saying over and over "stop watching the news, and your blood pressure won't spike". But every time I see something or someone in the news that makes my blood boil, I head to Facebook to vent. My Facebook friends are well used to this by now, and pretty much ignore me, which is the best policy.
I'm sure you or someone you know is like that too. With the US Presidential primaries and then the election campaign itself coming up, there's plenty for the political activist to get their teeth into online. How do I know?
Someone told me on Facebook. I don't want my kids' pictures and family connections for people to see. People can see all of my statuses, but not all of my pictures. How many Facebook friends do you have? A lot and some of them are people I don't know.
A few hundred. A mix of school friends, new friends and colleagues. What annoys you most about Facebook? How kids are spending too much time online, and the dangers for them. Facebook's constant invasion of privacy and advertising. People who don't tag me in good photos, or upload ones of us from a night out. Materials provided by Brigham Young University.
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What kind of Facebook user are you?. Retrieved November 10, from www. However, if they don't receive any support offline, stressed users are at risk of developing a A new article reveals that materialistic people see and treat their Facebook friends as 'digital objects,' and The Self-Promoter. OK, so we've probably all posted at least once about some achievement. And sure, maybe your friends really do want to read the fascinating article you wrote about beet farming.
But when almost EVERY update is a link to your blog, your poetry reading, your 10k results or your art show, you sound like a bragger or a self-centered careerist. The Friend-Padder. The average Facebook user has friends on the site. Schmoozers and social butterflies -- you know, the ones who make lifelong pals on the subway -- might reasonably have or But 1, "friends?
That's just showing off. The Town Crier. Me, and the , other people who all saw it on TMZ. These Matt Drudge wannabes are the reason many of us learn of breaking news not from TV or news sites but from online social networks.
In their rush to trumpet the news, these people also spread rumors, half-truths and innuendo. No, Jeff Goldblum did not plunge to his death from a New Zealand cliff. The TMIer. Thanks for sharing.
The Bad Grammarian. Yes, I know the punctuation rules are different in the digital world. And, no, no one likes a spelling-Nazi schoolmarm.
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